These past couple weeks have been stupid and I’m done. I’m claiming victory in Jesus Christ.
Check out the guest post I wrote titled The Options These Days for Lynn Thorne’s blog! After that, follow her blog! She’s really opened my eyes on the topic of trans awareness and acceptance. She’s a great ally!
As I was standing in the shower shaving my armpits, my eyes fell upon my shower gel. The French word for wash is douche. So, have people been insulting others by calling them a cleanser? Is it really that insulting to a guy to be called a cleanser inserted into a vagina? I thought straight guys like vaginas.
That’s just a peek into my brain pan. Y’all should be scared.
Professor: A compound or open fracture is a fracture in which the bone breaks through the skin. You do NOT want to see something like that.
Me: *thinking to myself* Phew! After last week’s gross pictures of skin diseases, I’m glad she’s giving us a break. *laughs at self for clever pun*
Professor: So, here’s a picture of one that’s the worst in all of the internet.
Me: Aaaah!!!! For the love of God!!!! Why!?!?!
Currently, my guilty pleasure whilst pmsing is reading bitchy reviews on Goodreads. It may be my lowest pleasure, yet. And a bit frightening as an author – albeit not published yet. But still bookworms can be down right nasty!
One year ago today, I was in the air on my way to meet the woman I would propose to someday. Who knew!